Ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug with black handle displaying the Simps Up, Bros Down brand mark.

Protocol No. 001 - Standard Issue - Sip First. Send Nothing.

$34.00
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Ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug with black handle displaying the Simps Up, Bros Down brand mark.
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  • Ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug with black handle displaying the Simps Up, Bros Down brand mark.
  • Gentleman in a black suit holding an ivory 15 oz coffee mug displaying “Sip First. Send Nothing.”
  • Front view of an ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug displaying “Sip First. Send Nothing.”
  • Ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug with black handle displaying the Simps Up, Bros Down brand mark.
  • Gentleman in a black suit holding an ivory 15 oz coffee mug displaying “Sip First. Send Nothing.”
  • Front view of an ivory 15 oz ceramic coffee mug displaying “Sip First. Send Nothing.”
Protocol No. 001 - Standard Issue - Sip First. Send Nothing.

Protocol No. 001 - Standard Issue - Sip First. Send Nothing.

$34.00
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MADE TO ORDER · TYPICALLY ARRIVES IN 5–12 BUSINESS DAYS · DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS REPLACED AT NO COST
Description

Before the reply... Before the paragraph. Before the regrettable double text: coffee.

Protocol No. 001 is a 15 oz. morning vessel issued for the interval between waking and better judgment. One face bears the institutional identity—SIMPS UP, BROS DOWN—while the reverse delivers its directive:

SIP FIRST. SEND NOTHING.

Antique-gold framing, restrained oxblood details, and a glossy black interior, rim, and handle give the vessel its distinguished finish.

VESSEL DETAILS

• Generous 15 oz. capacity
• White ceramic with black interior, rim, and handle
• Full-wrap dye-sublimation print
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed and Deluxe-packaged to order

THE DELUXE ISSUANCE

Every vessel arrives gift-ready in ivory crinkle paper, finished with a hand-tied black ribbon and accompanied by its Official Morning Advisory.

Issued for personal use or for a gentleman whose judgment could benefit from sufficient caffeine.

Protocol No. 001
Drink Like a Gentleman.
Care

15 oz, dishwasher safe, microwave safe, wash before first use
Design

ceramic, black mug, full-wrap print, Deluxe issuance details